6. opposite gender quirks Minecraft Servers

6. Opposite Gender Quirks

  • Gender Gap Minecraft SMP

    Gender Gap Minecraft SMP

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    ๐Ÿฐโœจ Alright, listen up, fellow blockheads!๐Ÿ˜œ You ever wonder why girls think they need to decorate their hairstyles with actual flowers? Like, are you trying to attract bees or something? ๐Ÿ Maybe they just want a nicer hat than a Minecraft pumpkin? WHO KNOWS?! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Anyway, if you wanna escape that confusion, you’ve gotta join this totally wacky Minecraft SMP! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    First off, our server is 50% build mansions and 50% scream at Endermen at 3 AM – perfect for relieving those existential thoughts about the mystery of the opposite gender! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ Ever wondered why they take SO LONG to choose a skin? It’s like choosing armor… but…fashion?! WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Dress code: Bedrock chic.

    But for real, ever heard of the great llama race of 2022? ๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿ’จ No? Thatโ€™s because it was so epic it broke the very foundation of the universe! ๐ŸŒŒ One minute youโ€™re chilling with your squad, the next youโ€™re racing llamas down the Nether highway while dodging ghasts that look suspiciously like your ex! Instant therapy, folks! Plus, there’s free cake ๐Ÿฐ… but only if you can find the derpy baker who forgot where he left it!

    And wait, you want a community of absolute legends? Our players are literally people who think building a synchronized dance floor in the End dimension is a good idea. Dancing in the void while dodging the wrath of the Ender Dragon? Classic! Bonus: Ender Pearls for everyone if you hit the sickest moves! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘พ

    Oh, whatโ€™s that? You wanna build a massive roller coaster that takes you to the moon but ends in a pool of lava? Welcome to our club. โ˜„๏ธ Literally, we donโ€™t follow rules here. We just throw more obsidian at problems until something explodes! ๐ŸŽ‡ BOOM! You thought your crush was confusing? Try managing a creeper dating simulator! Itโ€™s a blast…literally! ๐Ÿ’ฃ

    Join us for the Great Debate of 2023*: "Do Minecraft pigs actually think they can fly?" ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ Spoiler alert: they canโ€™t. But nobody told them, so the drama is REAL! We end every argument with a friendly battle axis duel to the death! You got an opinion about why some boys wear capes? Well, prepare your diamond sword because it’s time to settle it in the arena!

    So if you’re ready to escape the social conundrums of gender nonsense and enter a realm where everyone thinks 2 + 2 = watermelon, then this SMP is your next stop on the road of crazy life choices. ๐Ÿš€ Join now or forever hold your peace and remain confused about why the opposite gender keeps saying, โ€œItโ€™s not you, itโ€™s me!โ€ while fighting zombies with wooden swords. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ’”

    C’mon!!! Grab your pickaxe and jump into the chaos! Or else youโ€™ll just be standing there thinking about the flower crown aesthetic… and NO ONE WANTS THAT! ๐ŸŒธโœŒ๏ธ

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineMotivation

    MineMotivation

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with talking cows, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, then come join us on our server! Who needs motivation to work hard when you can have this much fun?

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  • YazidiWarCrimes Minecraft Server

    YazidiWarCrimes Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a woman who charges with war crimes for torturing yazidi women and children in syria! but don’t worry, she’s just here to build epic bases and slay dragons with us! who knew war criminals could be so good at minecraft?? join now for a chance to team up with our resident war criminal and dominate the virtual world together! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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  • RussianCraft: BannedFromCERN

    RussianCraft: BannedFromCERN

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    COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A SCIENTIFIC LABORATORY EXPLOSION! WE GOT RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS GETTING KICKED OUT LEFT AND RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE JUST HERE TO BUILD EPIC REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. WATCH OUT FOR FLYING TNT AND CREEPERS IN LAB COATS! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE LAB COAT SKIN AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS!

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  • Zero Indexing Century Wars

    Zero Indexing Century Wars

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    so, like, imagine if humans were, like, super dumb and decided to count from zero instead of one for, like, forever. that would mean the 1900s would be the 19th century instead of the 20th century. like, mind blown, right? well, if you wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, come join our minecraft server! we have pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers from their eyes. our diamonds are made of cheese and our creepers do the macarena before exploding. join us for a wild ride of craziness and confusion. who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity? join now and prepare to have your mind melted into a puddle of pure confusion!

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  • Crafty Minds Anti-Hate Server

    Crafty Minds Anti-Hate Server

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    so like, u wanna join this minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna make u smarter and stuff. like, if u got low brain power, this server gonna help u think better and not be all mean to immigrants and stuff. like, if u smart already, u gonna be even smarter and not fall for all the lies on social media. so come join this server and level up ur brain power, bro!

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  • Trippy Craft

    Trippy Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to TrippyCraft โ€“ a dynamic Minecraft server where community and creativity thrive! Centered around the popular Towny game mode, our server offers a unique experience where players can create, manage, and grow their own towns and nations.

    Whether you’re a solo player looking to establish your own empire or a team player eager to join forces and build a metropolis, our server provides the perfect platform. Engage in politics, trade with other towns, forge alliances, or wage epic wars. The choice is yours!

    Regular events, custom plugins, and a balanced economy ensure that thereโ€™s always something exciting happening. Come join us and leave your mark on a world shaped by the players. Your town, your rules!

    mc.trippycraft.net

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  • Pixelated World

    Pixelated World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PixelatedWorld!

    Build & Trade: Create your empire and engage in a dynamic economy.

    Survival Twist: Survive, gather resources, and craft with economic challenges.

    Market Fun: Buy, sell, and trade with a robust currency system.

    Community: Join, compete, and collaborate with others.

    pixelatedworld.pufferfish.gg

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  • Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

    Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Corsaire Minecraft Server

    Server Name Corsaire
    Theme Golden Age of Piracy
    Map Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

    Features

      • Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
      • Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
      • Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

    IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own town? Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
    Can I create my own warships? Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
    How can I become a dominant power on the server? Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
    Is the economy player-driven? Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

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  • The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐Ÿบ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

    ๐ŸŽน Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

    ๐Ÿคช Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿป

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