6. opposite gender quirks Minecraft Servers

6. opposite gender quirks

  • Gender Gap Minecraft SMP

    Gender Gap Minecraft SMP

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    ๐Ÿฐโœจ Alright, listen up, fellow blockheads!๐Ÿ˜œ You ever wonder why girls think they need to decorate their hairstyles with actual flowers? Like, are you trying to attract bees or something? ๐Ÿ Maybe they just want a nicer hat than a Minecraft pumpkin? WHO KNOWS?! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Anyway, if you wanna escape that confusion, you’ve gotta join this totally wacky Minecraft SMP! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    First off, our server is 50% build mansions and 50% scream at Endermen at 3 AM – perfect for relieving those existential thoughts about the mystery of the opposite gender! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ Ever wondered why they take SO LONG to choose a skin? It’s like choosing armor… but…fashion?! WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Dress code: Bedrock chic.

    But for real, ever heard of the great llama race of 2022? ๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿ’จ No? Thatโ€™s because it was so epic it broke the very foundation of the universe! ๐ŸŒŒ One minute youโ€™re chilling with your squad, the next youโ€™re racing llamas down the Nether highway while dodging ghasts that look suspiciously like your ex! Instant therapy, folks! Plus, there’s free cake ๐Ÿฐ… but only if you can find the derpy baker who forgot where he left it!

    And wait, you want a community of absolute legends? Our players are literally people who think building a synchronized dance floor in the End dimension is a good idea. Dancing in the void while dodging the wrath of the Ender Dragon? Classic! Bonus: Ender Pearls for everyone if you hit the sickest moves! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘พ

    Oh, whatโ€™s that? You wanna build a massive roller coaster that takes you to the moon but ends in a pool of lava? Welcome to our club. โ˜„๏ธ Literally, we donโ€™t follow rules here. We just throw more obsidian at problems until something explodes! ๐ŸŽ‡ BOOM! You thought your crush was confusing? Try managing a creeper dating simulator! Itโ€™s a blast…literally! ๐Ÿ’ฃ

    Join us for the Great Debate of 2023*: "Do Minecraft pigs actually think they can fly?" ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ Spoiler alert: they canโ€™t. But nobody told them, so the drama is REAL! We end every argument with a friendly battle axis duel to the death! You got an opinion about why some boys wear capes? Well, prepare your diamond sword because it’s time to settle it in the arena!

    So if you’re ready to escape the social conundrums of gender nonsense and enter a realm where everyone thinks 2 + 2 = watermelon, then this SMP is your next stop on the road of crazy life choices. ๐Ÿš€ Join now or forever hold your peace and remain confused about why the opposite gender keeps saying, โ€œItโ€™s not you, itโ€™s me!โ€ while fighting zombies with wooden swords. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ’”

    C’mon!!! Grab your pickaxe and jump into the chaos! Or else youโ€™ll just be standing there thinking about the flower crown aesthetic… and NO ONE WANTS THAT! ๐ŸŒธโœŒ๏ธ

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  • NoPutinTalksAllowed

    NoPutinTalksAllowed

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    so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join, bro. first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, u won’t find that shiz anywhere else, i swear.

    also, we got this epic pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show them who’s boss. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with our top players, they’ll wreck u in a heartbeat.

    oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with all kinds of crazy animals? like, we got creepers, zombies, and even a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

    so come join our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. plus, u get to hang out with me, the coolest player around. ain’t no one messin’ with us, bro.

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  • Crafty Cancer Cure Server

    Crafty Cancer Cure Server

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    join our epic minecraft server where we have new dyes that will make your skin glow like a disco ball! we have researchers who have developed a method called N-confusion chemistry to modify the ring structure of bilatriene so you can accept the binding of metal ions like rhodium and indium. imagine battling mobs with your shiny, cancer-fighting skin! come join us for a wild ride of crazy adventures and sparkly battles!

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  • Marthia Nations

    Marthia Nations

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    Marthia Nations Minecraft Server

    Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

    Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

    Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has Marthia Nations been around? Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
    What plugins are available on the server? Plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more are available.
    Is there a Discord server for Marthia Nations? Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

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  • Shiori Chronicles 1.20.1

    Shiori Chronicles 1.20.1

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    Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to have your mind blown on this Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself!

    Join us if you wanna experience a whole new level of craziness and shenanigans that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

    We’ve got insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are as nutty as a fruitcake.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! But be warned, once you step foot in this server, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

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