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Craftopia30: Where u at in 30?

career goals, Craftopia30, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, life goals, mindfulness, personal development, Prioritization, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-accountability, self-assessment, self-discipline, self-evaluation, success mindset, Time management, time tracking

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	5907	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you still stuck in a boring old Minecraft server, mining away for hours on end with no end in sight? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and in just 30 minutes, you could find yourself riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, battling evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and feasting on enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even tamed the Blocktopus and now rides it into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams in just 30 minutes!

MaternityMayhemCraft

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, damages, Destruction, Healthcare, International, Killed, kyiv, maternity hospital, MaternityMayhemCraft, military intervention, News, Russian attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8642	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

LOL come join our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy Russian attacks like in Kyiv! We promise no maternity hospitals will be harmed in our world, unless you count the ones we build for our pixelated villagers! Join now and help us fight off the evil Russian invaders with your diamond sword and enchanted armor! Who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun on our server? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers! Join us now for a wild adventure like no other!

CraftyMinors18+

“Youth, adolescence, Adulthood, adulthood status, age, age categories, age groups, age labels, age terminology, CraftyMinors18, legal age, legal status, majors, Maturity, Minors, minors and majors, over 18, teenagers, under 18, young adults, young people

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

join dis epic minecraft server where we call all da kids minors but we don’t call da adults majors cuz dat would be too normal! come build ur own crazy world where da only rule is to have fun and laugh ur butt off! we once had a player who built a giant toilet and turned it into a secret base cuz why not?! u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky server, so come join us and be part of da madness!

CheatingCraft: Loyalty Over Lust

BETRAYAL, cheating behavior, CheatingCraft, Commitment, emotional connection, extramarital affairs, fidelity, individual tendencies, Infidelity, Intimacy, loyalty, Lust, marital infidelity, monogamy, partner influence, relationship boundaries, relationship commitment, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, relationship trust, shared passion, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server, you gotta hear this wild story. So, like, there was this player who was so committed to their blocky partner that they never even thought about cheating. But get this, their shared passion for mining and building didn’t stop them from straying! Crazy, right? So, if you wanna avoid being a blocky cheater, come join our server where commitment is key and infidelity is a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime art, anime classics, Anime Creators, anime gods, anime history, anime icons, anime industry, anime legends, anime masterminds, anime pioneers, anime style, anime techniques, go nagai, influential animators, japanese animation, Minecraft, pixelcraft, Rumiko Takahashi, Server, Yoshinori Kanada

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is blessed by the holy trinity of anime greatness – Yoshinori Kanada, Rumiko Takahashi, and Go Nagai!

Join us and experience the power of their combined creativity as you build, mine, and battle your way through the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Yoshinori Kanada himself handcrafted every pixel in our server, giving it a unique and vibrant look that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Go Nagai has sprinkled our server with his signature brand of chaos, so get ready for unexpected twists and turns at every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot straight from the mind of Rumiko Takahashi.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate anime-inspired Minecraft adventure!

ZanyZoneMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Tiësto x Zenless Zone Zero, Trailer, Ultimate, Uniform, Version 1.0 Pre-Release Special Program, Website, Welcome to New Eridu, Where the Miracle Began, ZanyZoneMC, zenless zone zero, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	480779	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2905	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course). Our server is so epic, even Ellen herself would want to play here. We’ve got shark tails, scissors, and uniforms that will make your character look fly AF.

But wait, there’s more! Our lore is so deep and mysterious, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began and uncover secrets that will leave you shook.

And let’s not forget about our special program, “Welcome to New Eridu.” It’s like stepping into a whole new world filled with wonders and surprises around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic of Zenless Zone Zero. Redeem our exclusive in-game codes for some sweet rewards and dive into a world like no other.

Don’t believe us? Check out our trailer and ZZZ stickers for a taste of what’s in store. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. See you in the game!

CraftyKitchenWars

aita, Cooking, cooking arrangements, cooking for himself, cost, CraftyKitchenWars, demanding roommate, Effort, expensive meals, grocery lists, hard to find ingredients, household chores, meal preparation, recipes, refusing to cook, roommate, roommate conflicts, specific dishes, stir-fry, takeout

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like poor Jack in this story? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and cook up a storm without any demanding roommates! No more grocery lists or expensive ingredients, just pure culinary freedom!

But be warned, if you don’t whip up a delicious meal in our virtual kitchen, you might just end up like Jack – eating takeout or burning your own dinner! So come join us and show off your cooking skills in the most outrageous way possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft server? Join now and let the cooking madness begin!

BetterLife Minecraft Server

bad habits, BetterLife, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, healthy choices, letting go, letting things go, lifestyle change, mental clarity, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Positive Change, sacrifice, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, Server, toxic relationships

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of sacrificing your precious diamonds to the Minecraft gods in hopes of better luck in your adventures? Well, fear not, for on our server, we offer a special deal where you can trade in your diamonds for magical unicorn mounts that will fly you to the ends of the Minecraft world and back!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness that grants you infinite hunger satisfaction.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you will also gain access to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Give up your diamonds and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BabyCrafters

BabyCrafters, biological clock, children, desire, family, Family Planning, fulfillment, future generations, Happiness, Instinct, joy, Legacy, life purpose, love, parenting, Procreation, RESPONSIBILITY, societal norms, societal pressure, tradition

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8931
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Tired of dealing with real-life kids who constantly ask for snacks and attention? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual children are way easier to manage – just give them some virtual diamonds and they’ll be happy for hours. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any messy diapers or temper tantrums. So why bother with real kids when you can have all the fun without any of the responsibility on our server? Join now and start your virtual parenting journey!

NukeCraftEU

Alliance, debate, Defense, Diplomacy, ENERGY, Europe, european union, global politics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, non-proliferation, nuclear future, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftEU, policy, power, Quiet, SECURITY, strategy, Technology, US

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6482	Ores Mined:	1997
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than europe debating a nuclear future without the US! we got creeper explosions, tnt explosions, and even the occasional accidental lava explosion! who needs nuclear power when you have all this chaos in one place? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a political debate without even trying! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!