> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!
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”>be me Minecraft SMP”
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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring, normal servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even have gravity! That’s right, you can build your house floating in the sky like a boss. Who needs solid ground when you can live in the clouds?But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the bling you’ll have with a whole flock of these bad boys!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, our server is also home to the elusive Disco Creeper. This creeper loves to boogie down and will drop a sick beat before exploding in a rainbow of colors. It’s like a party every time you encounter one!
So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). Who needs gravity when you have all this craziness to look forward to?
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Shorin’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Shorin Penrosella! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.
2. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem! On Shorin Penrosella, dragons are not only rideable but also have a knack for telling hilarious jokes. Who knew dragons had such a great sense of humor?
3. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land in the name of poultry supremacy!
4. Looking for a challenge? Try our exclusive parkour course that takes you through a maze of exploding sheep and lava-filled pits. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end – and earn the coveted title of Parkour Champion.
So what are you waiting for? Join Shorin Penrosella today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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BlockCam Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most thrilling experience of your life!Picture this: you’re a stay at home mom, watching your friend’s dogs while they’re on vacation. But wait, there’s a twist! You discover a sneaky security camera in their house and now you’re caught in a whirlwind of mystery and suspense. Will you unplug the camera and risk the wrath of your friend? Or will you keep it plugged in and live on the edge?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and excitement. And remember, conflict is only fun when it’s in Minecraft!
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CraftyConfessions
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Are you tired of hiding your secret obsessions with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the world has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who will grant you unlimited llama powers if you prove your loyalty by building the tallest llama tower in the land. So come on, spill your llama secrets and join us on the craziest llama-filled adventure of your life!
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DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!
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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.
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EuroBankExitCraft
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Spoiler-Free Ads Server
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So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then BAM! You get hit with a spoiler for the latest episode of your favorite show. Like, seriously, not cool.But fear not, my fellow gamers, for there is a server out there that will protect you from the evil clutches of spoilers! Join our server and never again will you have to worry about someone ruining the ending of your favorite TV show or movie.
Not only that, but our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombies, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking cows, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most spoiler-free adventures of your Minecraft life!
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CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix
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so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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SHULKER
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WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.
50.114.207.9:25627
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Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!
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Minecraft Server Information
Server IP crescenta.org Server Version 1.19 – 1.21 Java Discord Link https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ Overview
Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!
Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!
Features
- Long lasting worlds!
- Custom world generation!
- Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
- Proximity Voice Chat!
- Resource balancing tweaks!
- Community flavor plugins!
Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.
FAQ
Question Answer What is the server IP? crescenta.org What is the server version? 1.19 – 1.21 Java Is there a Discord server? https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ What are some of the unique features of the server? Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins. Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.