4. Impressionable professions Minecraft Servers

4. Impressionable Professions

  • BoomerMinerCraft

    BoomerMinerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring day job that has become less impressive as you’ve gotten older? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave behind your mundane profession and become a professional block builder! No more sitting in boring meetings or dealing with annoying coworkers, just you and your trusty pickaxe creating epic structures in a virtual world.

    Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?

    So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Putin’sPalTrump’sDeal – Minecraft SMP

    Putin’sPalTrump’sDeal – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP because we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop TNT like it’s confetti at a party! Forget about Zelensky and Putin, we got our own drama going on in this server.

    Picture this: Trump and Putin are fighting over who gets the last enchanted apple, while Zelensky is trying to build a peace treaty out of dirt blocks. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all happening in our Minecraft world.

    So come join us, where alliances are formed over stacks of emeralds and wars are fought with enchanted swords. Who needs real world politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bedrock Banter

    Blocky Bedrock Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a creeper photobombed your epic base tour video. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive compliments during sex that will make you question your life choices. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server

    TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if trudeau and king charles were like, “hey let’s play minecraft together on this epic server!” and then they start building a giant igloo castle to hide from trump’s crazy annexation threats. like, Buckingham Palace is all hush-hush about it but we know the real tea. join our server and help us build the ultimate igloo fortress to protect against world leaders gone wild. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. come join the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL

    CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    New Minecraft Servers

    Straight Up Minecraft Server

    Server Information

    Server IP play.straightupminecraft.com
    Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up

    Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

    Features:

      • [🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or protection.
      • [💻] Stable server performance.
      • [🌎] No world resets. Ever.
      • [🍪] Minor quality of life changes.
      • [‼️] Unobtrusive anticheat.
      • [🚫] No /tpa, /warp, /home, currency, factions, or economy plugins.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, land claims or protection plugins are not available on the server.
    Are world resets common? No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding.
    What changes are made to gameplay? Minor quality of life changes like obtaining player heads by killing players and using cookies to prevent phantom spawning without moving your bed.
    Are there any teleportation commands? No, commands like /tpa, /warp, and /home are not available on the server.
    Is there an economy system? No, the server strives to provide a true vanilla survival experience without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SongCraft Server 1.20.3

    SongCraft Server 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, have you seen this epic 20 minute song on this nine kay channel? It’s like, day 10 and we’re still vibing to it like crazy! Join our Minecraft server for some lit tunes and non-stop partying!

    We got creepers dropping sick beats, zombies dancing like there’s no tomorrow, and skeletons trying to breakdance (spoiler alert: they suck at it).

    If you want to experience the ultimate musical Minecraft madness, then come join us on this server! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FestParkPass Minecraft Server

    FestParkPass Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our EPIC Minecraft server where we SQUEEZE six players into one car! Forget about safety and logic, we’re all about the thrill of breaking the rules!

    Our SUV can only fit five players, but who cares? Let’s CRAM four people in the back without seatbelts because saving $50 on a parking pass is totally worth it! Who needs laws when you can have FUN, amirite?

    Don’t be a party pooper like the OP in this story, come join us and live life on the edge! We don’t care about tickets or safety, we just want to have a wild time in Minecraft! Plus, we have unemployed players who will do anything to save a few bucks, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy ride!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s see how many players we can fit in a single car! It’s gonna be a bumpy, law-breaking, seatbelt-less adventure that you’ll never forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExBlocker: No Cheating Here!

    ExBlocker: No Cheating Here!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🌈🎮 Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever, where drama is as common as creepers blowing up your house! 🎮🌈🌟

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! 🎢

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships in Minecraft…

    Once upon a time, there was a player named Mike (19m) who thought he could get away with giving hickeys to another player named Sarah (21f) on a dare. But little did he know, his ex-girlfriend (19f) found out and decided to team up with Sarah to expose his scandalous deeds!

    But wait, there’s more! Mike’s friends knew about his hickey-giving ways and didn’t say a word to his ex-girlfriend. Talk about betrayal in the world of blocks and mobs!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hotter than a blaze in the Nether, then this is the place for you! Join now and witness the craziest love triangle in Minecraft history unfold before your very eyes! 💔🔥🤣

    Remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip! 💣🙊🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.

    BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like running a country but with blocks and creepers! It’s like being the CEO of a business, but instead of meetings you have to fight off zombies and build epic castles.

    We have a secret underground bunker where we hold our meetings and plan world domination (in Minecraft of course). Plus, our currency is diamonds so you can literally be rolling in riches.

    And get this, the president of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat. He’s super wise and gives the best advice, like “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies”.

    So come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Who needs real life when you can rule a virtual world with your blocky buddies? Let’s goooooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP