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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2694
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Chromatica: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Skeletons Unionize

Abilities, Artifacts, Chromatica, Community, CREEPERS, decoration, Discord, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, new, Pay, player, Rent, RPG, rules, Season, Server, Shops, Skeletons, Skills, smp, TOWN, transportation hub, Unionize, welcome

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Chromatica SMP Overview

Server Name:	Chromatica SMP
Version:	Vault Hunters Version 3
Start Date:	February 2024
Server Features:	– Server-wide farms– Worldspawn area with shops– Additional mods for quality of life

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join Chromatica SMP?

To join Chromatica SMP, please join our Discord server at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq to obtain the IP address and login details.

2. What is the goal of the Vault Hunters modpack?

The goal of Vault Hunters is to collect 25 unique artifacts to unlock the final vault and complete it without dying to beat the game.

3. What additional mods are available on Chromatica SMP?

Additional mods such as Easier Sleeping, Quick Leaf Decay, and TP Master have been added for quality of life improvements.

4. Is there a transportation hub on the server?

Yes, the server includes a transportation hub for player use in the worldspawn area.

5. How can I contact Chromatica SMP staff for questions?

You can contact the staff via our Discord server. Join at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0 VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bedwars, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Craft, creativity, Diversity, Economy, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Gaming, imagination, innovation, multiplayer, OneBlock, originality, Skyblock, socializing, Spanish, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	125
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Server	Hypixel	CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
Language	English	Spanish
Community Size	One of the largest Minecraft servers, with millions of players	Smaller community, but growing with a focus on Spanish-speaking players
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of popular game modes	May have fewer game modes, but may have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
Ping	Generally has low ping and smooth gameplay due to server size and resources	Ping may vary based on server location and resources, depending on the size of the community
Support	Provides robust support and regular updates due to its large team and resources	Support may vary based on server resources and availability of the staff

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
Is the server primarily in English?	Yes	Yes
What is the size of the player community?	One of the largest in the Minecraft community	Smaller community focused on Spanish-speaking players
What game modes are offered?	Wide variety of popular game modes	May have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
How is the server’s performance in terms of ping?	Generally low ping and smooth gameplay	Ping may vary based on server location and resources
Is there strong support and updates on the server?	Robust support and regular updates due to large team and resources	Support may vary based on server resources and staff availability

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2198

Active Codes, Android, anniversary codes, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, Diesel, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Kilo, lolz, Modernia, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Server, snow white, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Animals Bred:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have dragons that shoot out rainbow-colored fireballs, unicorns that poop out diamonds, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. And that’s just the beginning!

Our upcoming events include a Solo Raid where you have to battle a giant chicken wearing a top hat, and a Co-Op event where you and your friends have to bake a cake while fending off zombie chefs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Crown, who comes with a free SSR (Super Silly Rabbit) that can summon a herd of dancing llamas. And don’t forget about our costume passes – dress your character in the latest fashion trends like Ms. Dangerous, Midnight Strawberry, and White Knight.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game now on Android, iOS, or PC and join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). See you there!

Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

3 hours, Crafty, dog, ending it all, fucked up, hour, Killed, lolz, pibbles, power, roommate

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	2697	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!

SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.

Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!

CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem

#youtube, ASP, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraic, discussion, ducks, Grand Wizard Edition, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, mad, MAYHEM, Minecraft, non-English, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Russian, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!

In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)

CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

940+ HP, challenging battle., CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, damage resistance, difficult to defeat, fear, formidable, formidable foe, hard to kill, healing, Heals himself by around 189 after each hit, high health, massive HP pool, Nothin personal kid, Powerful, Resilient, strong defenses, Tanky, tough opponent, Tread, Unstoppable, Your teams moves barely do any damage at all

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness