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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 660 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 8900 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
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