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Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

InLaw-Free Zone: Parenting Edition

Edition, familial obligations, family, generational differences, Hiking, in-laws, InLawFree, intergenerational conflicts, lifestyle choices, long distance relationships, Midwest, Mountains, parenting, relationships, responsibilities, sense of freedom, spoiled millennials, suburban life, weekly access, west coast living, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly guilt-tripping you for living your best life on the west coast? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can hike, explore mountains, and enjoy the freedom of a pixelated world. No more passive-aggressive comments about how your life is harder than suburban living – here, the only struggle is finding diamonds!

Forget about familial responsibilities and embrace your inner “spoiled millennial” by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs weekly access to your kid when you can have unlimited access to endless fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the Midwest drama behind. Your in-laws may not understand, but we do – and we’re here to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

RevolutionaryKidz Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Digital Cameras, e-readers, electric cars, GPS, internet, life changing, Minecraft, music streaming, online shopping, renewable energy, revolutionary, RevolutionaryKidz, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, smp, social media, streaming services, Technology, video games, virtual reality, wearable technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Farms Harvested:	832	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Remember when getting a new pair of light-up sneakers was the highlight of your month? Well, prepare to have your mind blown because our Minecraft SMP is like those light-up sneakers on steroids!

Join us for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Yeah, you heard me right. Time travel in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most mind-blowing, revolutionary Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Light-up sneakers are so last season, it’s time to level up your gaming experience!

ConsoleCraft: The Ultimate Gaming Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Forget about video game consoles, join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate gaming experience of all time! Why waste your time on outdated consoles when you can build your own virtual world with blocks?

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even scary – he’s just a misunderstood block enthusiast.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, golden apples, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your time on boring old video game consoles when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and let the blocky madness begin!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so this server is like, totally wild man. like, imagine if you could spy on all the other players and be like a secret agent or something. but like, not in a creepy way, just in a fun Minecraft way.

you can be like a Chinese American dude but in Minecraft form, and you gotta spy on all the dissidents for China. it’s like a super secret mission that only the bravest and most skilled players can handle.

join this server if you wanna feel the thrill of espionage and maybe even save the day. or, you know, just have a good time playing Minecraft with a twist. either way, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

PunishCraft

armed conflict, asymmetric warfare, Conflict, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military strategy, national defense, PunishCraft, punishment, regional security, resistance, response, RETALIATION, retaliation tactics, Terrorism, Waiting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	6973	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	12

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. And get this, our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with dancing pigs! Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map that are guarded by ninja chickens. And rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies.

Oh, and did I mention that our Discord server is run by a talking parrot who only speaks in memes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DopamineCraft: Plaque Dissolver Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	271594	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6136	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure alzheimers with DOPAMINE!! yea u heard that right, we got that good good dopamine flowing to reduce them brain plaques like it aint no thang. forget about boring old treatments, just hop on our server and let the dopamine work its magic. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for u. so what u waiting for? join now and let the dopamine flowww!! 🧠💥 #dopaminecuresall

JINKIES! Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Votes:	6196
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

MarvelVisitsHorisHouse-MinecraftSMP

Anime, artistic challenge, character design, collaboration, Comic, creative partnership, crossover, dream come true, exciting opportunity, fanfiction, FANTASY, Horikoshi, illustration, imagination, Manga, Marvel, MarvelVisitsHorisHouseMinecraftSMP, mha, Spiderman, storytelling, SuperHero

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: after the epic finale of My Hero Academia, Marvel shows up at Horikoshi’s doorstep and begs him to draw a Spiderman manga. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? Well, that’s just a taste of the kind of wild adventures you can expect on our server. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Items Found:	6785

Welcome to our Minecraft server where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unspoken resentment.

Are you tired of boring servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter players who refuse to take painkillers for their bruises because they interfere with their “optional” supplements. Who needs potions when you have questionable supplements, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a Comic Con adventure gone wrong. From missed author signings to heated text message battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

BroBroDefense34F

acceptance, BroBroDefense34F, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, family loyalty, friendship, Insecurity, judgment, loyalty to family, personal values, rejection, relationships, Respect, self worth, self-confidence, setting boundaries, Siblings, social anxiety, social etiquette

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join our server and witness the epic love story of Tom (38M) and Pam (34F). Tom, the handsome, intelligent, and funny guy with a stuttering past, and Pam, the desperate woman looking for love. Will they find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TV dramas when you have our Minecraft server?