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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8513 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 654 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
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