13. loss Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Towns Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	3191

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	137	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Emeralds Found:	2817	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Animals Bred:	179
Dragon Eggs Found:	9707	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	176109	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Animals Bred:	26
Farms Harvested:	249	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Emeralds Found:	5267
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Emeralds Found:	5144	New Chunks Explored:	49747
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6735	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!