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CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Items Found:	6221
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	692
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magic Items Found:	1064	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magic Items Found:	3473	Orbs of Power Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Void Armor Forged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	6268
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchantments Applied:	140
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ores Mined:	6973
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	316680
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	679
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!