Crafty Chonk

1. VT, 10. curvy, 11. revealing, 12. identification, 13. acquaintance, 14. disclosure, 15. personal information, 16. identity, 17. reveal, 18. recognition, 19. acquaintance, 2. BBW, 20. revealing details., 3. Fatty, 4. Danielle, 5. exposed, 6. know her, 7. Vermont, 8. big beautiful woman, 9. plus size, Chonk, Crafty

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
New Chunks Explored:	385586	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Fatty Danielle has been exposed! That’s right, we’ve got all the juicy gossip and drama you could ever want.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers. And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Animals Bred:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	150
Emeralds Found:	9639	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8103	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Items Found:	6009
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3559
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1799	Enchantments Applied:	286
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	854194	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6577
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	366	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

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