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BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	122196
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Holy Grails Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ores Mined:	7867
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	52	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3980	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!