SaltyMC
SaltyMC is a top-tier Survival SMP server with cool stuff and a rad community, nice peeps, and epic gamers like you!
BEDROCK SUPPORTED! Java ip: Play.saltymc.org BEDROCK IP: play.saltymc.org (Port: 19132)
1.8 -> 1.22.2 are all good to go!
» Survival SMP
play.saltymc.org
Join us for epic events like the Nornis LIVE TOUR 2024 -Tensegrity- where you can vibe to some sick beats while building your dream virtual world. Or how about the VALIS TALK & LIVE「無限ミーティング Vol.3 -Side Origin -」where you can chat with fellow players about the mysteries of the Minecraft universe?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Torimochi Virtual Live vol.009 and witness the craziest virtual concert ever seen in the Minecraft world. And don’t miss out on the IORI MATSUNAGA 4th Anniversary Live「蒼炎」where the fireworks are so lit, they’ll light up your pixelated sky!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the virtual madness like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be this epic?
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a player who tried to impress a girl by building a giant heart-shaped castle, only to have it blown up by a prankster with a TNT cannon. Talk about explosive romance!
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome moments, like when a player proposed to their in-game girlfriend by spelling out “Marry Me” with diamond blocks. She said yes, of course, and they lived happily ever after in their pixelated paradise.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and lots of blocky adventures, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to have your heart (and your creations) shattered by the chaos that ensues.
Our server is filled with supportive players who will never quote scripture at you or threaten to ban you from the server. Plus, we have special events where you can bond with fellow players over your love for Doctor Who and Critical Role, just like how you bonded with your amazing girlfriend, Jen.
And don’t worry, we won’t let any uninvited guests crash your wedding on our server. So come join us and build a new family that accepts you for who you are, no apologies needed!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this military wife’s life! From moving six times with four kids to arguing with her husband about his dream job in the Midwest, you’ll never know what to expect next.
With family drama, career ambitions, and tough decisions at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a state with poor public schools and healthcare in Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge!
So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices, come join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself pursuing your own dreams in the midst of all the chaos.
Our server is so lit, even the Creeper can’t resist dropping by for a party. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.
Join us and you’ll be part of a community so tight-knit, we make Spider’s webs look like loose threads. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your loneliness in the past and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!
Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!
And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.
So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!
once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.
we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.
oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)