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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3971 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!