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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6534 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 650 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2179 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
