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ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DOGGOS, Foolish, ignorant, imbecilic, INDOGS, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, retarded, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, stupid, Unintelligent, ZAMN

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, blocktopia, digital communication, digital humor, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor online, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, LAUGHING, lmao, meme, message board, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, online interaction, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	630019
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, dance parties with creepers, and treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo full of adorable baby creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers. LMAO!

ConcertCryerCraft

Aisle, Beer, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Busch Stadium, Communication, Concert, concert goer, ConcertCryerCraft, conflict avoidance, crying, dancing, def leppard, Etiquette, Journey, personal space, pony tail, Respect, strangers, touching

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7009
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

So, last night, I was playing on this epic Minecraft server and this player kept invading my personal space. They were building right on top of me, stealing my resources, and just being an all-around nuisance. I tried to be polite and asked them to stop, but they just kept on going.

Finally, I had enough and I said, “Hey, can I buy you a virtual beer if you stop invading my virtual space?” Well, let me tell you, they did not take it well. They started crying and their Minecraft boyfriend got involved, saying I made them cry. Like, seriously? I just wanted to build in peace without someone breathing down my neck.

But hey, if you want to join this server and deal with crybaby players who can’t handle a little friendly request to stop invading your space, then come on over! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and hopefully some actual fun Minecraft gameplay. So, are you ready to dive into this virtual world of chaos?

SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, creepy behavior, Disturbing, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, redditors, relationships, Server, Spouse, SpouseCraft, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of your spouse creeping you out in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy thing you’ll encounter is the mobs in the game! Say goodbye to finding your spouse standing over you in the middle of the night, staring at you with a creepy grin. Instead, come build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and make new friends who won’t give you the heebie-jeebies. Plus, our server is so addictive, your spouse won’t even have time to be creepy anymore. Join now and say goodbye to creepy spouses and hello to creepers!

QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

HoseDrinkingDogGenX

backyard games, childhood memories, dog owners, Dogs, drinking from hoses, generation X, generational habits, GenX, GenX culture, GenX lifestyle, hose drinking, hose drinking tradition, hose water, HoseDrinkingDogGenX, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, outdoor traditions, pet behavior, Pets, summer fun, water play

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

Autophagy, cerebrovascular, drug target, EndoInhibitor, endothelial inflammation, endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition, inflammatory injury, Sestrin2, SestrinCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3749	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Towns Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7286
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No item dupe glitches
Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
No hacking/xray/flyhacks
Alt accounts allowed with permission

How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

BlindCraft Minecraft Server

BlindCraft, career on the line, cognitive dissonance, cognitive distortion., coping mechanism, Defeat, denial, denial of failure, disconnected from reality, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, emotional numbness, emotional resilience., homobeggars, Humiliation, internal conflict, Minecraft, psychological defense, reality check, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, Server, unicorn chads

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, choosing the right one, deciding between options, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, Minecraft, Options, picking between choices, Selecting, selecting between options, selecting the best fit, selecting the best option, Server, SpeedyCraft, weighing options, which one spee

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	3716
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	668
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!