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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 347 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Back in 2015, our son Alex was causing chaos left and right until we brought in Mike, the magical babysitter who turned Alex into a model student in just two weeks. Camp directors thought Alex was on medication because he was suddenly so well-behaved.
Fast forward 10 years, and Mike is still with us, watching over our kids and working a full-time job. He’s practically family at this point, and he’s not afraid to have a little fun with the kids.
So if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Mike’s skateboarding videos, join us now! Just don’t be surprised if your kids come back from a gaming session with a newfound love for cardboard box crashes. Trust us, it’s all in good fun!