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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2002 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.