Pokeslam Server Information
**Features:**
– Raids – Rewards – Events – Supply – Dungeons – Battletower – Bingo – Quests
play.pokeslam.gg
Pokeslam Server Information
**Features:**
– Raids – Rewards – Events – Supply – Dungeons – Battletower – Bingo – Quests
play.pokeslam.gg
Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!
Server Focus | Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration |
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Community | Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events |
Rules | No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential |
Discord | All members must join the Discord server linked below |
Join our Discord server here
Question | Answer |
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How can I join the Minecraft server? | All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access |
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? | Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community |
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server? | We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute |
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server? | We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected |
We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.
While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.
So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!
Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.
Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.