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UterusCraft: Test Before You Dig

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills in a world where the only way to determine if you’re pregnant is by completing insane challenges and quests. Forget about traditional pregnancy tests, here you’ll have to fight off hordes of zombie babies and creeper toddlers to prove your fertility!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of baby-making. Want to learn their ways and become the ultimate baby-making master? Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCapitalists Minecraft Server

1% wealth, CraftyCapitalists, economic analysis, economic disparity, economic growth, financial inequality, financial report, global economy, global wealth, income gap, income inequality, Minecraft, Oxfam report, POVERTY, richest individuals, richest people, Server, social justice, top earners, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth report

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

u know what else is rich? this MINECRAFT SERVER! we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and gold for years! join us and u will be swimming in virtual riches like the world’s 1% but without all the guilt! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will gain $40 trillion in virtual currency! that’s right, u heard me! so come on down to the craziest, richest, most bonkers Minecraft server out there!

EhCraft: Drone Drama

athletes, Canadians, Competition, consequences, controversy, disciplinary action, Drama, drone, drone incident, EhCraft, embarrassing situation, expulsion, international event, national pride, Olympic team, REMOVED.., repercussions.., rules violation, sent home, sports news, Sportsmanship, Team Canada, Tokyo 2020

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

haha so like, on this minecraft server, we got 2 canadians who got kicked out for causing chaos with drones! like, they were flying drones all over the place, causing mayhem and destruction. but don’t worry, we promise our drones are only for fun and games, not for getting kicked out of the olympics! join us for some crazy drone flying adventures and see if you can top the canadians’ shenanigans!

Lovebirds & Bug Booty

Animal Behavior, animal communication, bird songs, Birds, BOOTY, bug, bugs, buzzing, chirping, courting behavior, insect noises, lovebirds, mating behavior, mating calls, mating rituals, mating season, Nature, night sounds, nocturnal activity, nocturnal creatures, Reproduction, wildlife, wildlife sounds

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Animals Bred:	28
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Yo, join our epic Minecraft server where all the birds and bugs are straight up party animals, trying to get their freak on all night long! You’ll hear them chirping and buzzing like crazy as they try to impress their potential mates. It’s like a wildlife dating show, but in Minecraft! So come on over and witness the wildest love stories unfold right before your eyes (or ears, technically). Who knows, you might even pick up some tips for your own love life. Join now and experience the ultimate nature-themed dating show in Minecraft!

UnitedGrove

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2738	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Votes:	6431
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

play.unitedgrove.net

SaiMine Minecraft Server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, Discord, Economy, Events, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, SaiMine, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

The owner of the server “SaiMine” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

saimine.gomc.fun

Neapolitanish MC (1.21)

AdvancedBackups, AFK Announcer, Backpacks, BetterEndCities, betterteams, Big Doors, boss battle, Catenary, CleanPing, Combat, ConvenientAchievements, Coreprotect, creativity, Custom Resource Pack, Datapacks, ender dragon, Exploration, FoxAddition, Griefprevention, Hearths, Herobrine, HerobrineBossFight, InteractionVisualizers, Mobheads, MoreBlocks, MoreMobs, Neapolitan, PlayerDropsHead, Players and Mobs drop heads, quality of life, saddle, Stonecutter revamps, Structures, Survival, Tectonic, Tool Trims, Treefeller, Trees, TrueEnding., vanilla friendly, Villages, Waystones

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96

NEAPOLITANISH MC!!!

Neapolitanish aims to recreate minecraft in a whole new way. New structures, tool trims, advanced worldgen, and so much more! Neapolitanish gives Vanilla MC the bird. Who wants a boring unexciting flavor of gameplay? It’s all the same to Vanilla Minecraft. Neapolitan is fresh, gives 3 new flavors of how to play:

1. Exploration. New Villages, Structures, Trees, and much more. And of course, Waystones!

2. Quality of Life addons: Afk Announcer, Stonecutter revamps, Players and Mobs drop heads, tool trims! Backpacks, InteractionVisualizers, and much much more as well.

3. Creativity and Combat: Gone are the myths of Herobrine, now you can actually fight him in a boss battle! The Ender Dragon fight has been changed as well! – Big Doors, Big Door Physics, Double Doors, as well as drills, Hanging Chains and Ropes, and so much more!

This is completely vanilla-friendly, of course, so no mods needed!

Enjoy 3 flavors in 1 scoop of Neapolitan!

(P.S. : custom resource pack, make sure you download it when you join)

Server IP: neapolitmc.ddns.net

(1.21)

Plugins:

AdvancedBackups

BackpackPlus

VillagerOptimizer

BigDoors

BigDoorsPhysics

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Insights

SimplePetsCleanPingInteractionVisualizer

FoxAddition (Anticheat)

AxGraves

TPATreeFellerBetterTeams

FOUND

BetterRTPCoreProtectGriefPrevention

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Datapacks:

AFK Announcer

BetterEndCities

Catenary

CauldronConcretePowder

ConvenientAchievements

Explorify

Gm4DoubleDoors

Gm4UndeadPlayers

Hearths

HerobrineBossFight

KattersStructures (Ambient, Dungeon, Village)

Kawamoods Waystones

Kawamoods Waystones in Villages

MinersDelight

MobHeads

MoreBlocks

MoreMobs

PlayerDropsHead

Saddle

Tectonic

ToolTrims

TrueEnding

neapolitmc.ddns.net

PixelPuzzle Minecraft Server

analytical thinking, brainstorm solutions, critical thinking, find a solution, Minecraft, overcome challenges, PixelPuzzle, Problem solver, problem solving, problem solving approach, problem solving methods, problem solving mindset, problem solving strategies, problem solving techniques, problem-solving skills, puzzle solving, resolve issues, Server, solve it, Solve this problem, tackle problems, troubleshoot

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, offering to trade their TNT for some shiny gems. Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers invaded the town square, but instead of brains, they were looking for a good book club to join?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of feathers for your arrows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you around the next block.

ShuTakumiHater420 Minecraft SMP

ace attorney, AGES, Character development, controversy, criticism, Dahlia, Fandom, Fans, Gaming Community, judgment, Minecraft, murder, online harassment, REGINA, shu takumi, ShuTakumiHater420, smp, social media, storytelling, toxic behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	4976
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of all the drama over fictional character ages in the Ace Attorney fandom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own courtroom to settle disputes over pixelated murder mysteries. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Mia Fey haunts our server, ready to help you crack the case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

BlockBaeBootyCall

BlockBaeBootyCall, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, emotional connection, Honesty, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, marriage expectations, mutual satisfaction, Partnership, physical intimacy, relationship expectations, relationships, sex drive, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual needs

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	154	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry someone who wants sex every night! That’s right, not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have a partner who is always ready for some steamy Minecraft action. Join us for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of pixelated passion!