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DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

again.., anxiety, blowing, Communication, COMPLETE, CREEPERS, damn, Depressed, DepressedCraft, emotions, Failure, feeling, mental health, Nijisanji, online persona, PRESSURE, regret, Sayu, self-doubt, spoke out, Struggling, virtual youtuber, Wishes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5522	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Animals Bred:	147
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed

Adventures, Allowed, Arthur Morgan, Arthur’s, best man, Cabin, crime, Cunt, Drunk, drunk confession, Karen, love, Mary-Beth, Minecraft, Respect, romance, sadie, Sean’s death, SETTLE, straight up, Survival, teaching, used, Widow

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love!

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fanatics! #1841

@actionRPG, #announcement, #ClassVII, #EGGCONSOLEXANADU, #KaiNoKiseki, #KuroTranslation, #TokyoXanadu, #UndubPatches, CraftyFalcons, Demo, Downloads, Falcom, fanatics, guides, localization, meets, Minecraft, nordics, PC, ps4, PS5, Switch, Trailer, Trails, Ys

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the “Ys Memoire: The Oath in Felghana English patch” where you can experience a whole new world of adventure. And don’t even get us started on the “Kuro Translation” and “Kuro 2 Translation” – it’s like playing a whole new game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless!

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

Contentment, envy, Expectations, Financial goals, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hobbies, incel, Jealousy, KHV, materialism, mindset, MONEY, personal growth, PRESSURE, self worth, Server, societal norms, society, success, wealth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Zombie Dances:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	7851	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Emeralds Found:	8573

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!