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Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	152
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3865	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Animals Bred:	171	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	7563	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	998099	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1672	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	565107
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!