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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7245 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 3254 |
We got so much cash flow, we’re closin’ $100 million in financing like it’s no big deal. Why? Because we’re developin’ the ultimate drug that’ll make your Minecraft skills go through the roof! You’ll be buildin’ like a madman, fightin’ off creepers like a boss, and minin’ for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only side effect is pure, unadulterated fun. Who needs memories when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!