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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5207 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5495 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 9075 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!