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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3957 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!
