| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7692 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7614 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9419 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 34 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4125 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6744 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9146 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 480 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5483 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Votes: | 885 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5658 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 214 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 744 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 601 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
