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The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

DateNightDisaster Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date experiences, cringe-worthy dates, cruel words, DateNightDisaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating nightmares, disrespectful comments, embarrassing situations., emotional scars, harsh words, heartless comments, hurtful comments, insensitive partners, insensitive remarks, Minecraft, offensive remarks, painful memories, relationship disasters, rude behavior, Server, worst date

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being rejected in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about awkward dates again, because on our server, the only rejection you’ll face is from that pesky creeper trying to blow you up! Plus, who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress others with your epic building skills and survival tactics? So come on, join us and let’s build a love story that even Romeo and Juliet would envy!

NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats

2000s kids, 80s babies, 90s kids, 90sCartoonTats, animation, cartoon character, character tattoo, Childhood, childhood memories, design, era, iconic, ink, long tail tags, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicInk, pop culture, Retro, tattoo, vintage

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.

Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.

But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!

NoodleWarsMC

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	4234
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	245	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	199	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	2188
Dragon Eggs Found:	8241	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	1997

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6203	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6800
Crops Grown:	9360	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Potions Brewed:	146
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!