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CraftyBaldurMinecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Hell’s Angels Edition, where the only rule is to have no rules at all!

Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, on our server, you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path – just knock her out and miss out on the sex scene (but who needs that anyway, right?).

Long rest often to experience crazy companion and romance interactions, and make sure to clear both the Underdark and Mountain Pass for epic loot and experiences. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ on steroids!

Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which might affect your appearance (but who cares about looks in Minecraft, right?). And enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls – unless you’re a risk-taker, then disable it and live on the edge!

So join us on this insane journey through Hell’s Angels Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few DC checks). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Pay2PlayCraft

aita, bbq, compromise, Disregard, DISRESPECTFUL, Effort, Exam, Friend, Hosting, Interns, irresponsible, Late, Party, Pay, Pay2PlayCraft, Principle, Share, split cost, Students, study, Time

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Votes:	5586
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of hosting parties for your broke friends who can’t even show up on time or pay their fair share? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your party hosting woes behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual BBQ party and invite all your friends without worrying about latecomers or freeloaders. And the best part? You don’t have to split the cost of food and drinks because everything is free in the virtual world!

Say goodbye to disrespectful guests who don’t appreciate your efforts and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of being responsible and considerate. Don’t let one bad apple ruin your party-planning experience – join our server today and let the fun begin!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start throwing the most epic virtual parties without any of the drama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Bookworms Minecraft Server

Book, Bookworms, controversial, Dark, Disturbing, disturbing content, disturbing narrative, disturbing themes, Fiction, INTENSE, Literature, Minecraft, Mystery, non-horror, Psychological, reading, Server, Suspense, taboo, Thought-provoking, Thriller, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for hidden book pages scattered throughout the world. And instead of fighting off zombies, you’ll be battling grammar police who are out to correct your spelling mistakes! But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a giant library made entirely out of enchanted books? Well, now you can! So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s turn the page on boring Minecraft servers together!

RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	420
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Remember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

Autonomy, Call, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, LegitCraft, legitimacy, national identity, Politics, presidential power, putin, Putins, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraines, world affairs, Zelenskiy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ores Mined:	6665
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

BlockbusterBlunders

Analysis, BlockbusterBlunders, Characters, critical thinking, deep dive, favorite book, favorite movie, hidden meaning, Insight, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Message, missed the point, misunderstanding, Overlooked, perspective, Plot, reevaluation, Reflection, storytelling, Themes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	273
Runes Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, imagine if you could enter your fave book or movie but in MINECRAFT form. like, you could be chilling in hogwarts with steve from minecraft or fighting zombies with spiderman. this server is like a portal to all your fave stories but with a twist – everything is made out of blocks and you gotta mine for resources to survive. trust me, you’ve never experienced harry potter or avengers like this before. join now and let the madness begin!

CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ores Mined:	8699	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features:

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information:

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join:

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

FAQ:

1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.