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LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dimension Hops:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1519
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	268	Dragon Eggs Found:	7257
Emeralds Found:	4419	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9994	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6334	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1690	Emeralds Found:	7048
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Animals Bred:	67	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!