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The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4295	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mines Excavated:	3928	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Star Shards Collected:	278
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Emeralds Found:	9642
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	167043	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Love Letters Sent:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?