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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6272 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
Ores Mined: | 8338 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!