SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Votes:	714	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

Adventures, alleviate symptoms, antiviral, antivirals, cardiopulmonary symptoms, covid, Craft, Long, long covid, musculoskeletal symptoms, neurologic symptoms, persistent infection, Treatment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9624	Enchantments Applied:	128
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

play.txcnetwork.fun:25569

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	123
Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

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The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Dedicated, distractions, Experience, freedom, Minecraft, opportunity, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, world, world border

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	904	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	9304	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3999	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	566
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

MOH DramaCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Enchantments Applied:	122
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Farms Harvested:	769
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

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