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BabyTalkCraft

Affection, annoyance, Apology, BabyTalkCraft, babytalking, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conversation, DAUGHTER, endearing, family, Fun, growth, love, Maturity, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, relationship, Respect

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Items Found:	1133	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

CelebLife Minecraft SMP

CelebLife, celebrity life, everyday life, Expectations, Fame, fame vs reality, Fans, glamour, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, paparazzi, PRESSURE, privacy, public image, recognition, scrutiny, smp, social media, spotlight, stress, success, wealth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

CraftyAnxiousGamer

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?

VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Contests, creativity, Custom Modpack, Items, java, landscapes, Legacy, madness, Mechanics, Modded, multiplayer, Other, Quests, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, version 1.9, vita

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Farms Harvested:	108	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

IP	play.vita-mc.net

Overview:

Vita MC is the perfect Minecraft server for players seeking adventure, creativity, and community. With our custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead, and a friendly international community, there’s always something new to explore and create. Our server supports both Java and Bedrock, and is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards. Come and build your legacy with us!

Features:

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead
Expansive World
Community-Driven
Events and Challenges
Friendly Staff
Questing and Adventure
Evolving Parkour in the main Hub

Whether you’re a master builder, a daring explorer, or a creative adventurer, Vita MC has a place for you. Join us today and start your adventure in the ultimate modded Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
What is the custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead?	Full Steam Ahead is a unique modpack designed to enhance gameplay and creativity with new features, items, and mechanics.
Are there regular events and challenges on the server?	Yes, the server hosts thrilling events and challenges for players to compete in and earn rewards.
Is there a staff team available to assist players?	Yes, there is a friendly and helpful staff team ready to assist players with any questions or issues they may have.
What kind of quests and adventures can players expect on Vita MC?	Players can embark on epic quests in custom adventure areas, complete missions, battle custom mobs, solve puzzles, and shape their own stories.

For more information, visit our website: vita-mc.net

Fabulous Rainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, cultural norms, Diversity, equality, Fabulous, feminine gay boy, Gender Roles, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, love, love is love, Marriage, Minecraft, non-traditional relationships, RAINBOW, relationship, Server, social norms, societal expectations, society, taboo, traditional straight man

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible – even a feminine gay boy finding love with a traditional straight man and becoming his wife!

Join us for a wild ride of love, acceptance, and building epic structures together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unexpected love story on our server. So come on, join us and let’s break all the rules in the best way possible!

Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, below contempt, Board, concerning, dating disaster, disgusting ears, Elf, Elves, FLARE, lamy, loud, Minecraft, not elves, Obsession, Pekora, Posts, pro-elf, reminder, ruin, smp, Suisei, thanks, Vtubers, Watching

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	4047

Are you tired of all the elf drama on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is 100% elf-free! We have a strict no-elf policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, who wants to deal with those gross, loud, and annoying ears anyway?

Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?

Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.

LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

asian, body shaming, Casting, Characters, Confrontation, Costa Rica, culture, Diversity, heritage, Identity, ignorance, In the Heights, insult, latina, LatinaCraft, musical theater, racism, representation, Respect, stealing, Stereotypes, validation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Emeralds Found:	8524
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

LifeIsHardButSMPFun

coping strategies, emotional resilience., emotional well being, inner strength, life satisfaction, LifeIsHardButSMPFun, mental health, mental toughness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self improvement, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, Stress Management

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	9475
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the real world constantly bringing you down? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape all your problems and live your best blocky life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Come chill with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting in your face. Trust us, it’s a real bonding experience.

Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild? Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect playground for all your building dreams. Whether you want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just don’t ask where the cake came from… it’s a long story.

CraftyAF Server

10. Personal growth, 11. Inner thoughts, 12. Raw emotions, 13. True self, 14. Self-expression, 15. Soul searching, 16. Unfiltered response, 17. Deep feelings, 18. Genuine emotions, 19. Introspection, 2. Feelings, 20. Real talk, 3. Mental health, 4. Self-reflection, 5. Authenticity, 6. honesty, 7. Vulnerability, 8. Transparency, 9. Self-awareness, CraftyAF, emotions, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8817
Mines Excavated:	4643	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people ask “How are you?” and actually expect a real answer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where asking “How are you?” will lead to the most outrageous responses you’ve ever heard. From players claiming to be unicorns living in a pineapple under the sea to others insisting they are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, you never know what you’ll get on our server.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make friends with the wackiest bunch of Minecraft players around, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover your own inner pineapple-dwelling unicorn.

Light up your life with Lanterncraft: Where vanilla meets hilarity in a PVE world!

activities, bedrock, Community, crossplay, customloot, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefprotection, Hilarity, inventory, java, Lanterncraft, Life, Light, meets, playercontrolled, Plugins, PvE, Quests, Resourceworld, Semi Vanilla, Server, staffteam, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming, world

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Lanterncraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Features	Resource world, Player controlled economy, Quests, Land claiming, Keeping inventory, Custom dungeons, Crossplay for bedrock players
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Discord	discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy
Java IP	play.lanterncraft.net
Bedrock IP & Port	play.lanterncraft.net:25586

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can claim their land to prevent griefing, and staff are available to assist with any issues.
Are there quests on the server?	Yes, there are multiple questlines with rewards for completion.
Do players lose their gear when they die?	No, keeping inventory is enabled so players do not lose their items upon death.
Are there custom dungeons on the server?	Yes, the server features custom dungeons with unique loot tables.