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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9747 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.
plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.
so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.
