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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7622 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 101 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3008 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Join us on our server where the economy is so bad that the only currency is dirt blocks. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in good old dirt. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of dirt to go around!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ridiculous career opportunities you’ve ever seen. Want to be a professional sheep shearer? How about a full-time chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless (and slightly absurd).
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being dirt poor in a world where the only way to get ahead is by mining, crafting, and maybe doing a little bit of sheep shearing on the side. Trust us, you’ve never experienced financial hardship quite like this before!