Идеальный Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	6035

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	276
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Potions Brewed:	126
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	3063	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4618
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	263	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!