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Block Chopping Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5257
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

Life in the Can Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, AK resources., AK x CFA Collab, AK x Sanrio Collab, Almond, arknights, Bibeak, BlockyCraft, Caster Tecno, Chongyue, Defender Penance, Defender Underflow, Exodus From The Pale Sea, Global, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Icefield Messenger, jessica the liberated, jp, KR, Lucilla, Medic Paprika, Minecraft, MODERN, Mostima, Nian, Path of Life, Qanipalaat, Quercus, Reed The Flameshadow, Server, Shining Steps, Sniper Melanite, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mizuki, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Windflit, Thorns The Lodestar, Vigna

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

Bad Luck, cursed, cursed franchise, cursed history, cursed sports franchise, cursed sports team, Doomed, Hexed, Jinxed, Minecraft, smp, sports, sports curse, sports hex, sports jinx, sports misfortune, sports superstition, sports team, sports woes, TEAM, team curse, Unfortunate, Unlucky, unlucky team

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

The Respectful Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, arguments, Boundaries, brother, Catharsis, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coping, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, family, Frustration, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Release, Relief, respectful, Server, stress, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Votes:	1678	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who just won’t stop talking smack? Join our Minecraft server and release all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment! No need to hold back, just let it all out like a verbal volcano erupting! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner caveman mode and tell everyone to shut the f*** up without any consequences. So come join us and sleep like a baby knowing you’ve let it all out!

Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Emeralds Found:	9956
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	3312	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the Dandadan edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. Join us and witness his epic chicken army in action!

3. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just find the magical pig saddle hidden in the enchanted forest and soar through the skies like a bacon-loving superhero.

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Dandadan edition Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9907
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Emeralds Found:	8579
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Items Found:	8429	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, breasts, Butts, Critics, Disappearance, fan favorite, floating platform, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, Hip Whip Girl, keijo, Keijos, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, reception, smp, speculation, Sport, unanswered questions, Underrated, Water, Women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6802

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!