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Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	289
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	2181

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Potions Brewed:	106

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

1.16.5, Auto-mine, Cozy, Craftbukkit, Development, Donation cases, ENDER WORLD, Features, Ip:, LUCK, Minecraft, Monitoring, Parkour, Portal, Prizes, Project, pvp arena, Sawmill, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, SwipeRun

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8596
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

Anime, Content Creation, digital content, digital identity, Entertainment, Gaming, hobby, internet personality, Lies, Live streaming, Minecraft, niji, online presence, online streaming, smp, virtual avatar, virtual community, virtual performance, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

2024.., 4B Movement, Anime, Aspie bros, Aspie nerd, autistic, BFF’s, blocky, DATING, feminism, Identity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Normie, pokemon memes, pussy, relationships, Server, sex, social norms, Stereotypes, Women, Wrong Planet

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	75
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

beard growth, body image, body mechanics, cultural perceptions, FITNESS, gameplay, Gaming, Gay, Good, health, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Mechanics, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, really, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	230	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	118	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!