New Minecraft Servers 2025

БОЛЬШЕ. Minecraft Servers

БОЛЬШЕ. Minecraft Servers

  • DetentionCraft

    DetentionCraft
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7334
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Star Shards Collected: 184
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

    One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

    So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

    PutCraft: Putin’s Boost
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 4371
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Void Gems Collected: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

    Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

    Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • End of Humans Sing Last Song

    End of Humans Sing Last Song
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 5371
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

    BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 3870
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 2678
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8324 Dimension Hops: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

    Links

    Discord Invite Join our Discord
    Instagram Visit our Instagram

    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our Discord and apply!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    Not Your Average Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1626
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 2192
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 5088
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magic Items Found: 5347 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

    On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

    Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 994
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Potions Brewed: 106 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9391
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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