˃Lincoln Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5717
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Votes:	2531	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Towns Built:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	184
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2721
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	71
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1623	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	119	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!