Hello and welcome to Server_Cake! We have so many choices of games and it’s not only the games up there, there’s more! So please join and be part of the community!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4999 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3612 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 30699 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Potions Brewed: | 139 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
