SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Emeralds Found:	2306
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	123	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	209
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7250
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9952	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Farms Harvested:	152
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	694	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ores Mined:	3727
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crops Grown:	9272
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	1750	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3030
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1252
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2799	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	1848	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	150
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

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https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	New Chunks Explored:	282847
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Enchantments Applied:	138	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2135	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.