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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6754 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.
Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.
So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!