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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5780 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 93 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8069 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!