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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4335 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!