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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2114 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9381 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!