Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchantments Applied:	69	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchantments Applied:	272
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Emeralds Found:	8163	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Star Shards Collected:	61
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	2824	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	4123
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.