SelfLoathingCraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Mines Excavated:	2723
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crops Grown:	3324

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!