SelfHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Star Shards Collected:	193
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7163	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	3234
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Cereal Bowl

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ClamityFurs

Survival

hmmm. what make you came here? Bedrock Support Coming Soon Local Server Community – Furry (2 Branches) + Non-LGBT + LGBT – Normal (2 Branches) + PvP (Angressive People) + Farmers (Friendly People :D)

eh? dont call this server sus

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!