SelfHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Emeralds Found:	8324	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies, or if you’re in the mood to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break out their best dance moves.

So why do you hate yourself? Stop torturing yourself with boring servers and come join the insanity on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new reason to love Minecraft again (or question your sanity even more)!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Star Shards Collected:	53	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8973	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2027	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Love Letters Sent:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	4822	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2159	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Buildings Constructed:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7883
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!